Lava’s a Many Splendored Thing

by micheledodge on July 16, 2006

Please post all of your worst “lava” puns!

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Chel July 21, 2006 at 7:03 pm: Okay, I think that one wins. (Unless there are any late entries?)
kddodge July 18, 2006 at 10:35 pm: Well, then thusly, I shall thus make another one, post haste.

There are lava bombs around the armory.
Chel July 18, 2006 at 1:10 pm: ‘Chel making jewelry:

I’ve got a lava work to do!
Chel July 18, 2006 at 1:04 pm: There should be more entries any time now.

Lava on the rocks, Love on the rocks.

That is a pun. Perhaps not a good one, but I didn’t ask for good ones, did I?
kddodge July 18, 2006 at 12:04 pm: I don’t think that qualifies as a pun. Thusly, I win the pun-off. I guess I punned you out. Mwahahahaha!

I may be wrong. Please explain how your last one is a pun… if it truely is…
Chel July 17, 2006 at 9:21 pm: Lava on the rocks?
kddodge July 16, 2006 at 11:33 pm: Use ‘shall’ in replacement of will, only when following ‘I.’ If one were to write ‘we shall’, then they’d be wrong.

Or use shall instead of Chel’ as a pun. And vise versa.

Someone named Chel’ could enter a room and say “I, Chel’ return.” The voice that is used when saying that would have to be a caveman voice.
kddodge July 16, 2006 at 11:11 pm: Ouch! My hand! I asked you to bring guava, not lava!

Buy a lava bread while you’re at the store.

Too bad lava can’t be used as a verb… else you could lava a few pitches at the batter.