When Chuck Norris handcrafts an item, he *really* handcrafts it. He grows, harvests, processes, weaves, and dyes his own cotton. He mines and refines his own ore to make metal ingots. And he crafts all of the tools to do it.
Chuck Norris has more than 10 categories in his Etsy shop.
Chuck Norris has more than 14 tags. But he doesn’t need to use *any* of them.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wait for a Treasury. The Treasury waits for Chuck Norris.
You don’t need to find Chuck Norris on the Geolocator. Chuck Norris will find you.
Chuck Norris handcrafts everything on Etsy. Even the commercial supplies.
Chuck Norris never needs to use Alchemy.
Every featured seller is actually Chuck Norris.
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anything involving Chuck Norris jokes is good with me!
OK, I admit it. This made me laugh.
Here are some other great ones, posted by Etsy users in the Etsy forums:
Chuck Norris reads the forums
27things says:
and everything he posts IS relevant and useful.
lostinfaerieland
lostinfaerieland says:
Chuck Norris can unlock locked threads.
FuzzyIzmit says:
When Chuck Norris locks a thread, not only is it banished from the forums, it is also wiped from everyone memories.
SoCaliGirl says:
Chuck Norris does not pay it forward. They pay him for it to move forward.
MoonMystic says:
Chuck Norris doesn’t use the “kiss and make up” feature. He just uses a round-house kick to the face.
MoonMystic says:
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a lightbox because he is brighter than the sun.
BirdUncaged says:
Chuck Norris can put his own items in his front page treasuries.
BirdUncaged says:
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to pay fees…but if he DID, he could use paypal
MoonMystic says:
Chuck Norris has infinity positive feeback.
And he roundhoused the negative and the neutral right off the screen. I think that’s how the corner got rounded.
BirdUncaged says:
Chuck Norris picks the Storque handmade wedding treasuries
Trollflings says:
Chuck Norris owns all 600 treasury lists whether you like it or not!
treasurefield says:
Everything Swimmy knows, he learned from Chuck Norris.
memory says:
Chuck Norris can search and actually find things on Etsy. He just thinks the word “Not” and those items disappear automagically.
Chuck Norris is so tough, he has 3000 girlfriends. And he buys jewelry for all of them from Chel.
Chuck Norris is also so tough that he is not too homophobic to wear jewelry himself.
Unlike Chel, though, Chuck Norris can cut stones and metal with his bare hands, or just by looking at them.
When you’re in Texas, look behind you…because that’s where Chuck Norris is going to be…