{"id":495,"date":"2010-01-11T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-11T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-01-17T02:26:24","modified_gmt":"2010-01-17T02:26:24","slug":"bum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/userblogs.ganoksin.com\/katherinemiess\/2010\/01\/11\/bum\/","title":{"rendered":"BUM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><meta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"><\/meta><meta content=\"Word.Document\" name=\"ProgId\"><\/meta><meta content=\"Microsoft Word 12\" name=\"Generator\"><\/meta><meta content=\"Microsoft Word 12\" name=\"Originator\"><\/meta><link href=\"file:\/\/\/C:%5CUsers%5CKMJEWE%7E1%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml\" rel=\"File-List\"><\/link><link href=\"file:\/\/\/C:%5CUsers%5CKMJEWE%7E1%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx\" rel=\"themeData\"><\/link><link href=\"file:\/\/\/C:%5CUsers%5CKMJEWE%7E1%5CAppData%5CLocal%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml\" rel=\"colorSchemeMapping\"><\/link>\n<style>\n<!--\n \/* Font Definitions *\/\n @font-face\n\t{font-family:\"Cambria Math\";\n\tpanose-1:2 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 2 4;\n\tmso-font-charset:1;\n\tmso-generic-font-family:roman;\n\tmso-font-format:other;\n\tmso-font-pitch:variable;\n\tmso-font-signature:0 0 0 0 0 0;}\n@font-face\n\t{font-family:Calibri;\n\tpanose-1:2 15 5 2 2 2 4 3 2 4;\n\tmso-font-charset:0;\n\tmso-generic-font-family:swiss;\n\tmso-font-pitch:variable;\n\tmso-font-signature:-520092929 1073786111 9 0 415 0;}\n \/* Style Definitions *\/\n p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal\n\t{mso-style-unhide:no;\n\tmso-style-qformat:yes;\n\tmso-style-parent:\"\";\n\tmargin-top:0in;\n\tmargin-right:0in;\n\tmargin-bottom:10.0pt;\n\tmargin-left:0in;\n\tline-height:115%;\n\tmso-pagination:widow-orphan;\n\tfont-size:11.0pt;\n\tfont-family:\"Calibri\",\"sans-serif\";\n\tmso-ascii-font-family:Calibri;\n\tmso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;\n\tmso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;\n\tmso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;\n\tmso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;\n\tmso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;\n\tmso-bidi-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n\tmso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}\np\n\t{mso-style-noshow:yes;\n\tmso-style-priority:99;\n\tmso-margin-top-alt:auto;\n\tmargin-right:0in;\n\tmso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;\n\tmargin-left:0in;\n\tmso-pagination:widow-orphan;\n\tfont-size:12.0pt;\n\tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\",\"serif\";\n\tmso-fareast-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";}\n.MsoChpDefault\n\t{mso-style-type:export-only;\n\tmso-default-props:yes;\n\tmso-ascii-font-family:Calibri;\n\tmso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;\n\tmso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;\n\tmso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;\n\tmso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;\n\tmso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;\n\tmso-bidi-font-family:\"Times New Roman\";\n\tmso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}\n.MsoPapDefault\n\t{mso-style-type:export-only;\n\tmargin-bottom:10.0pt;\n\tline-height:115%;}\n@page Section1\n\t{size:8.5in 11.0in;\n\tmargin:1.0in 1.0in 1.0in 1.0in;\n\tmso-header-margin:.5in;\n\tmso-footer-margin:.5in;\n\tmso-paper-source:0;}\ndiv.Section1\n\t{page:Section1;}\n-->\n<\/style>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_2h_6OEZccWc\/S0tV0G3XahI\/AAAAAAAABAI\/q6t_LvvC9vU\/s1600-h\/IMG_0240.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_2h_6OEZccWc\/S0tV0G3XahI\/AAAAAAAABAI\/q6t_LvvC9vU\/s320\/IMG_0240.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-indent: 0.75pt;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-indent: 0.75pt;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center; text-indent: 0.75pt;\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">BUM<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">He&#8217;s a little dog with a stubby tail,<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">And a moth eaten coat of tan.<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">And his legs are short, of the wobbly sort;<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">I doubt if they ever ran;<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">And he howls at night, while in broad daylight<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">He sleeps like a bloomin&#8217; log,<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">And he likes the food of the gutter breed;<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">He&#8217;s a most irregular dog.<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">I call him Bum, and in total sum<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">He&#8217;s all that his name implies,<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">For he&#8217;s just a tramp with a highway stamp<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">That culture cannot disguise;<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">And his friends, I&#8217;ve found, in the streets abound<b>,<\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Be they urchins or dogs or men;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Yet he sticks to me with fiendish glee;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\">It is truly beyond my ken.<\/span><b><br \/><\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">I talk to him when I am lonesome &#8211; like,<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">And I&#8217;m sure he understands<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">When he looks at me so attentively<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">And gently licks my hands;<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">Then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes,<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">But I never say naught there at,<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes,<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;\">But never a friend like that!<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center; text-indent: 0.75pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;; font-size: 10pt;\">By W. 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