{"id":183,"date":"2008-04-08T12:55:26","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T20:55:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cheldodge.net\/blog\/2008\/04\/08\/chuck-norris-reads-my-blog\/"},"modified":"2008-04-08T12:55:26","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T20:55:26","slug":"chuck-norris-reads-my-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/userblogs.ganoksin.com\/lavajewelry\/2008\/04\/08\/chuck-norris-reads-my-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris Reads My Blog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Chuck Norris handcrafts an item, he *really* handcrafts it. He grows, harvests, processes, weaves, and dyes his own cotton. He mines and refines his own ore to make metal ingots. And he crafts all of the tools to do it.<\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris has more than 10 categories in his Etsy shop.<\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris has more than 14 tags. But he doesn&#8217;t need to use *any* of them.<\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t wait for a Treasury. The Treasury waits for Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t need to find Chuck Norris on the Geolocator. Chuck Norris will find you.<\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris handcrafts everything on Etsy. Even the commercial supplies.<\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris never needs to use Alchemy.<\/p>\n<p>Every featured seller is actually Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Chuck Norris handcrafts an item, he *really* handcrafts it. He grows, harvests, processes, weaves, and dyes his own cotton. He mines and refines his own ore to make metal ingots. And he crafts all of the tools to do it. Chuck Norris has more than 10 categories in his Etsy shop. Chuck Norris has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":130,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.ganoksin.com\/lavajewelry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.ganoksin.com\/lavajewelry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.ganoksin.com\/lavajewelry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.ganoksin.com\/lavajewelry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/130"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.ganoksin.com\/lavajewelry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.ganoksin.com\/lavajewelry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.ganoksin.com\/lavajewelry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.ganoksin.com\/lavajewelry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/userblogs.ganoksin.com\/lavajewelry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}